God, Bitch Slap America!: America The Ugly!
April 16, 2008Ladies and Gentleman, America Ferrara is a cunt. She refuses to sign autographs, Which leaves me with no choice left but to believe she's illiterate. Wait! I see a pattern... Jessica Alba, Eva Mendez, Alexis Bledel...humm? ABC needs to get more of their stars to learn how to read, and write. Though she's clearly ugly on the outside, Now you know she's just as hideous on the inside, It's just me doing my job.
People who have fire crotches, shouldn't play with matches! Harry Potter's Rupert Grint shares a conversation he had with Ginger Spice Lindsay Lohan. Grint: "She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, "But you can’t act.”... I'm sorry Rupert...I'm sorry not all of us can play elves or hobbits like you. I'm sorry you love Daniel Radcliffe and I'm sorry he doesn't love you back. Let's tare down Lohan for being ambitious! You go Lindsay! You go get you a Oscar! Why do i have a feeling she's coming back with De La Hoya...lol!
