Got Down Syndrome? Tough shit, you still ain't getting the ball! Joe Jonas helped fight against religious Downers with Syndrome in London's Holy Child Community School. Its always nice to see stars "giving back!"
I rammed into this and thought it was very cut throat. Move over Tyra there a new bitch in town. P.S I will so get to Taylor Lautner later.
January 15, 2009
Black Magic
His skin be as white as corn flakes
But I still want his milk shake
His thighs is sizzling like a piece of churches chicken
And I want a 3-piece meal, some gravy, and him
His body is as smooth as Auntie Shante’s corn bread
And he don’t got no nappy head, He got curls instead
Yeah, His hair be unkempt like a bowl of greens
And when I scream, he creams
And when he bends me over on the couch and inserts me by the T.V
We watch CSI Miami while he fondles me
And when we play rape, he prosecutes me
He ties me up and suffocates me
But when we play monopoly he lets me be the shoe
I can’t control myself I love my baby boo
Call Harriet Tubman cause, this girls breaking free
Break out of Harlem Derricks White ass and me
I’m in love with a cracker
And he be white as hell
I’m in love with a cracker
And Raspusha says I’m going to Negro hell
But what dose that nasty, trashy, nappy headed, left handed hoe know about me? She got freaking tattoos of the sphinx on her tities
One time, I caught her fucking Chang Lee and he couldn’t get it up, and neither could she
When we were friends she did my weaves for free
But I’ll never forget what that bitch did
hang the whore from a tree
I’m in love with a cracker
And he be white as hell
I’m in love with a cracker
And Raspusha says I’m going to Negro hell
I’m in love with a cracker
And a cracker he be
I’m in love with a cracker
Bring on the ranch and lay that cracker on me
White Magic
Her skin is dark and rich like hazelnut
And when I see her, I bust a nut
Her ass is like a shake shack
And she was the last bitch to fuck Bernie Mac
Her smile is big and her teeth have rhinestones on them
That spell out words and draw herds of turds
Like her boyfriend Derrick
Seeing them together I just can’t handle it
Derrick asked Tabooky to go steady
But the more Time she spends with him is less time she spends with me
She is the coolest bitch out of southern Cali
And on her birthday her step dad bought her the Hidden Valley
And When I watch her make love to strangers from the balcony she pulls out all the stops
I never see how it ends because her neighbor’s always call the cops
Her name is Tabooky Tabucky Green the third
She always tells me Imma be a model ya herd
She sleeps around but she’s no hoe
She even helped me sell my brothers blow for dough
Don’t look at me like that we donated that money to charity
To help brothers and sisters through prosperity
On Halloween we were Bobby and Whitney
And she got arrested for indecent exposure in the lobby
But best of all she’s a friend you can keep
And she puts metallic fuchsia colored hair extensions on me then gives me cornrows while I sleep
But my mother doesn’t like her because she’s black
Being with a black woman would give her a heart attack
But I don’t listen to her cause half the time she’s on crack
She says once you go black you’ll never get your DVD’s back
And that worries her cause I have a large collection
And Mean Girls Legally blond and Election
Naw, not now mother I ain’t having it
I love my Tabooky she’s my black Magic
I’m in love with Tabooky
But she’s in love with a cracker
I’m in love Tabooky
And pasture Walus says I have to go after her
Cause what dose that cracker Derrick know about a Queen like T? If she’s going out with a cracker it’s gotta be me
I’m in love with Tabooky
But she’s in love with a cracker
I’m in love Tabooky
And pasture Walus says I have to go after her
I’m in love with Tabooky
and I can’t stand it
I’m in love Tabooky
You bring the Vage Ill bring the ranch and will toss a black magic salad
That's because the Jonas Brothers are pure. "Purity" is a concept invented by the Puritans who believed no man should be left without a nice piece of jewelry. But since rings only came in women's sizes, Peter, king of the Puritans, prayed to Tiffany & Co. to create rings for men, and in return he would give up sexual penetration until marriage.
When it comes to getting high GPA's, the Jonas brothers do it! It's simple, no sex life means better scores. In fact, all three Joe-mo's excel when it comes to their education. Though they choose not to get it up, they do keep their grades up and so can you! I believe the secret is in the rings. They have power and more purity rings are something we can all benefit from. There would be higher test scores and less STD's from vending machines on campus. They say, "One ring to rule them all" but all I know is that ring had to be manufactured by Disney.
I have realized that the exciting life of the Jonas Brothers: Kevin, Nick, and Joe-mo, is very similar to the bisexual hobbits in The "Lord of the Rings" trilogy.
At the end of the day, aren't they all just three little boys on an excursion to spread joy while protecting their "preciouses" from women and men who aren't their type. So back off Selena Gomez, I ain't telling you thrice. Nick Jonas is getting his wand nowhere near your "Waverly Place."
But what I don't get is how you can wear a purity ring, and then call a press conference to just talk about how much you like muffins, yeah, "blueberry ones." Whatever! These Jomoes are kinky as hell, but can they fight the urge? Even Charlie Sheen can fight temptation if the only woman he's around is singer, actress, and pony Demi Lavato. No one want's to blueberry muffin her.
I'm sorry I confused your 8-ounce cup of coffee for a 8-ounce cup of coffee, but everyone knows I like Starbucks in the morning and Coffee Bean at night. I should warn the Latinos about "grande." It's not what they think.
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